Mike Royce And I Have

Failure-it Centers Me. Too Much Success Has Me Thinking, All Right, What's Goin' On?

If I Have Sex, I Know My Quarterly Estimated Taxes Must Be Due. And If It's Oral Sex, I Know It's Time To Renew My Driver's License.

In School, I Wasn't A Very Good Student - I Was Very Irresponsible And Never Did The Studying But Always Liked To Get The Laugh.

My Wife Said To Me 'i Hope You Win... But If You Do And You Go Up And Say You Love Me, Don't Think It Makes Up For Never Saying It When We're Alone.

It Was Very Nerve-wracking For Me. I Had To Be Drunk And Have A Threesome. I'm Not That Guy. Bobby Cannavale Is That Guy. But It Was Vegas And Things Got Crazy, And It Happened. We Go To Vegas To Try To Sign Elvis Presley And Things Get Crazy. My Character [in Vinyl] Is Stoned.