Mediocre People Are The Most

My Children Love My Mother, And I Tell My Children, That Is Not The Same Woman I Grew Up With...that Is An Old Woman Trying To Get Into Heaven Now.

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.

I Was'nt Always Black. There Was This Freckel That Just Grew And Grew.

Decide That You Want It More Than You Are Afraid Of It.

My Father Walked To School 4 O'clock Every Morning With No Shoes On, Uphill, Both Ways, In 5 Feet Of Snow And He Was Thankful.