My Father Walked To School

If I Use The Word Romance, Whether It's My Wife Or Not, It Does Not Mean Sex. We Can Use The Word Sex When Sex Is There.

You'll Have Many, Many Friends, But If Your Relationship With Your Mate Is One Hundred Per Cent Of Your Heart, You'll Never Need A Friend.

You Can Turn Painful Situations Around Through Laughter. If You Can Find Humor In Anything, Even Poverty, You Can Survive It.

Man Can Not Live By Bread Alone ... He Must Have Peanut Butter.

Women Don't Want To Hear What You Think. Women Want To Hear What They Think - In A Deeper Voice.