Me And Paul (dean) Will

Let The Teachers Learn The Kids English. Ol' Diz Will Learn The Kids Baseball.

A Lot Of Folks That Ain't Saying 'ain't,' Ain't Eating.

Fans, Don't Fail To Miss Tomorrow's Game.

I Only Went To The Third Grade Because My Father Only Went To The Fourth And I Didn't Want To Pass Him.

The Good Lord Was Good To Me. He Gave Me A Strong Body, A Good Right Arm, And A Weak Mind.