Me And Paul (dean) Will

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.

If Satch (paige) And I Were Pitching On The Same Team, We Would Clinch The Pennant By July Fourth And Go Fishing Until World Series Time.

Slud Is Something More Than Slid. It Means Sliding With Great Effort.

Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!