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Bore : A Fellow Who Can Change The Subject Back To His Topic Of Conversation Faster Than You Can Change It Back To Yours.

. . . If You Can Tell The Difference Between Good Advice And Bad Advice, You Don't Need Advice.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

Do It Now. There May Be A Law Against It Tomorrow.

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.