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Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.

Few Of Us Ever Test Our Powers Of Deduction, Except When Filling Out An Income Tax Form

Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer To Rest Than To Get Tired.

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.