Middle Age Is When It

Some Problems Are So Complex That You Have To Be Highly Intelligent And Well Informed Just To Be Undecided About Them.

The Man Who Says He Is Willing To Meet You Halfway Is Usually A Poor Judge Of Distance.

In Spite Of Warnings, Nothing Much Happens Until The Status Quo Becomes More Painful Than Change.

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.

Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer To Rest Than To Get Tired.