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The Reason Crime Doesn't Pay Is That When It Does, It Is Called A More Respectable Name.

An Economist Is An Expert Who Will Know Tomorrow Why The Things He Predicted Yesterday Didn't Happen Today.

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Lead, Follow Or Get Of The Way

There Is No Stigma Attached To Recognizing A Bad Decision In Time To Install A Better One.