Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education

A Bore Is A Person Who Lights Up The Room Simply By Leaving It.

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It's Strange That Men Should Take Up Crime When There Are So Many Legal Ways To Be Dishonest.

If Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, Try Three.

No Committee Could Ever Come Up With Anything As Revolutionary As A Camel - Anything As Practical And As Perfectly Designed To Perform Effectively Under Such Difficult Conditions.