Martinis Are Like Breasts, One

You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram Them Up Your Nostrils As Far As They Will Go. Then You Sniff Talcum Powder While Shredding Hundred Dollar Bills.

We (san Francisco) Have Football Weather During Baseball Season, And Baseball Weather During Football Season.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

The Waterfront Without The Ferry Tower Would Be Like A Birthday Cake Without A Candle.

One Day If I Do Go To Heaven...i'll Look Around And Say, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.