The Waterfront Without The Ferry

Isn't It Nice That People Who Prefer Los Angeles To San Francisco Live There?

The Only Thing Wrong With Immortality Is That It Tends To Go On Forever.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. I Remember Every Elephant I've Ever Met.

Satire Of Satire Tends To Be Self-canceling, And Deliberate Shock Tactics Soon Lose Their Ability To Shock, Especially When They're Too Deliberate.

I Tend To Live In The Past Because Most Of My Life Is There.