The Waterfront Without The Ferry

You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram Them Up Your Nostrils As Far As They Will Go. Then You Sniff Talcum Powder While Shredding Hundred Dollar Bills.

Baffling Late-life Discovery: Golfers Wear Those Awful Clothes On Purpose.

The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That They Are An Even Bigger Pain The Second Time Around.

One Day If I Do Go To Heaven...i'll Look Around And Say, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.

Best Trumpet: Mike Vax, An Alumnus Of The Kenton Band, Who Plays Every Style With A Bright Cutting Edge, Throwing In Bop Riffs Here And There.