Marriage Is The Operation By

Never Worry For Fear You Have Broken A Man's Heart; At The Worst It Is Only Sprained And A Week's Rest Will Put It In Perfect Working Condition Again.

The Mistakes You Regret The Most In Your Life Are The Ones You Didn't Commit When You Had The Chance

A Man's Desire For A Son Is Usually Nothing But The Wish To Duplicate Himself In Order That Such A Remarkable Pattern May Not Be Lost To The World.

Before Marriage, A Man Declares That He Would Lay Down His Life To Serve You; After Marriage, He Won't Even Lay Down His Newspaper To Talk To You.

When A Man Makes A Woman His Wife It's The Highest Compliment He Can Pay Her – And Usually It's The Last.