Marriage Is The Only Thing

Better A Lively Old Epigram Than A Deadly New One.

Marriage Is A Bargain, And Somebody Has To Get The Worst End Of The Bargain.

Flirting Is The Gentle Art Of Making A Man Feel Pleased With Himself.

The Follies Which A Man Regrets The Most In His Life Are Those Which He Didn't Commit When He Had The Opportunity.

Some Women Can Be Fooled All Of The Time, And All Women Can Be Fooled Some Of The Time, But The Same Woman Can't Be Fooled By The Same Man In The Same Way More Than Half Of The Time.