Before Marriage, A Man Will

The Feminine Vanity-case Is The Graveyard Of Masculine Illusions.

Between Lovers A Little Confession Is A Dangerous Thing.

No Girl Who Is Going To Marry Need Bother To Win A College Degree; She Just Naturally Becomes A "master Of Arts" And A "doctor Of Philosophy" After Catering To An Ordinary Man For A Few Years.

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.

A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One He Couldn't Get.