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There Is A Vast Difference Between The Savage And The Civilized Man, But It Is Never Apparent To Their Wives Until After Breakfast.

Love, Like A Chicken Salad Or Restaurant Hash, Must Be Taken With Blind Faith Or It Loses Its Flavor.

Marriage Is A Bargain, And Somebody Has To Get The Worst End Of The Bargain.

France May Claim The Happiest Marriages In The World, But The Happiest Divorces In The World Are 'made In America.'

A Bride At Her Second Marriage Does Not Wear A Veil. She Wants To See What She Is Getting.