Woman's Love -- A Mirror

When A Girl Marries She Exchanges The Attentions Of Many Men For The Inattention Of One.

Nobody Is Quite So Blase And Sophisticated As A Boy Of Nineteen Who Is Just Recovering From A Baby Grand Passion

In Love, Somehow, A Man's Heart Is Always Either Exceeding The Speed Limit, Or Getting Parked In The Wrong Place.

No Man Can Understand Why A Woman Shouldn't Prefer A Good Reputation To A Good Time.

Eternity: The Interval Between The Time When A Woman Discovers That A Man Is In Love With Her And The Time When He Finds It Out Himself And Tells Her About It.