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Marriage Is Just An Elaborate Game That Allows Two Selfish People To Periodically Feel That They're Not.
-Paul Reiser
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Marriage Is Just An Elaborate
Paul Reiser
Marriage Is Just An Elaborate Game That Allows Two Selfish People To Periodically Feel That They're Not.
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