Having A Baby Dragged Me,

Parents Often Give Middle Names Just So That Later, When They're Yelling At The Kid, They Can Drag It Out. Henry David Thoreau, You Come In Here This Instant!

As You Get Older You Realize Your Parents Don't Look So Dumb - And That You're Not As Smart As You Thought You Were.

Having A Baby Dragged Me, Kicking And Screaming, From The World Of Self-absorption.

A New Child In The House Is A Huge Tourist Attraction. It's Like Disneyland, Except There The Lines Are Longer And No One Brings Casseroles.

The Most Used Appliance In Our House Is My 10-year-old Son Leon's Xbox.