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A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

After Wisdom Comes Wit.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

If You Can't Bear To Have Your Face Stepped On, Don't Try To Climb The Ladder Of Success.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.