Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!