Love Isn't A Decision. It's

I Spend Shockingly Little Time Thinking About Real-world Stuff.

Jerry Bruckheimer Creates Comedy, He Just Doesn't Realize Because He's A Turd.

When You're Superhot, You Don't Have The Time To Enjoy Being Superhot, Because You're Working Your Ass Off. By The Time We Will Actually Have Time To Really Go Out And Screw Around, We Won't Be Hot Anymore.

I Bought A House For My Mom, I Bought A House For My Dad, I Bought A House For My Sister.

All The Religions Are Super Funny To Me.