I Spend Shockingly Little Time

The Truth Is, Marijuana Probably Isn't Going To Make You Kill People. Most Likely Isn't Going To Fund Terrorists, But Pot Makes You Feel Fine With Being Bored And It's When You're Bored That You Should Be Learning A New Skill Or Some New Science Or Being Creative. If You Smoke Pot You May Grow Up To Find Out That You're Not Good At Anything.

It's This Simple Law, Which Every Writer Knows, Of Taking Two Opposites And Putting Them In A Room Together. I Love Anything With Cartman And Butters At The Same Time, It's Great.

You Know That Everyone Thinks That In Order To Do South Park We Must Be Wild, Crazy, Rock And Roll Stars. But The Truth Is We're Just Wholesome Middle-american Guys. We Enjoy Soda Pop, Baseball And Beating Up Old People Just As Much As Anybody

I Find Mormons Adorable. I Love Disneyland And Old Musicals, And, To Me, Mormonism Fits Right In With All Of That.

If We Have A Great Idea, We'll Go, 'oh, This Could Be A Cool Movie.' Or Really For Us, It's More Like, 'oh, This Is A Really Bad Idea. Let's Do This. This Seems Really Stupid.'