Any Job Is A Job.

It's An Afghanistan Goat, So It Can't Stay Here, Or Else It'll Choke On The Sweet Air Of Freedom.

I Find Mormons Adorable.

You Don't Need Missionaries In Colorado; You Got Colorado.

It's All Based On Saying The Shocking Thing. We Used To Have A Great Time Going To Hollywood Parties And Saying 'i Think George Bush Is Doing A Great Job.' We'd Clear Out The Room. I Used To Love It.

Hippies, Hippies... They Want To Save The World But All They Do Is Smoke Pot And Play Frisbee!