Love Is Man's Natural Endowment,

You Know Why Madison Avenue Advertising Has Never Done Well In Harlem? We're The Only Ones Who Know What It Means To Be Brand X.

When I Went South In The 1960s, I Knew I Could Die. If I Went Down There And Did What I Did Up In Chicago And Made All Of Those Hatin' White Folks Laugh, Then I Would Have Been Defeated.

When I Go Through The Airport And See White Women Walking Through The Airport Barefooted, Like Athlete's Feet Don't Exist, There's Something Wrong.

Last Time I Was Down South I Walked Into This Restaurant, And This White Waitress Came Up To Me And Said: 'we Don't Serve Colored People Here.' "i Said: 'that's All Right, I Don't Eat Colored People. Bring Me A Whole Fried Chicken.

A Klaner Kkk Is A Cat Who Gets Out Of Bed In The Middle Of The Night And Takes His Sheet With Him.