Living Is Like Training For

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How Many Cars Out There Look Like Corvettes? You Want Something Nobody Else Has. You Don't Want An Old Look-alike Thing, And That's Why Corvettes Have The Reputation Of Being One Of The Fastest Cars. I've Always Had Good Cars, And A Corvette Is One Of The Best Cars I've Had. I've Had Lamborghinis, I've Had Ferraris, I've Had Stutz Blackhawks. You Name It, I've Had Them. For The Money, Corvette Is Tops.

If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out!

Your Muscles Know Nothing. It's Your Brain. Exercise Is Something You've Got To Do The Rest Of Your Life. It's A Lifestyle. Dying Is Easy. Living Is A Pain In The Neck. You've Got To Work At It.

Do You Know How Many Calories Are In Butter And Cheese And Ice Cream? Would You Get Your Dog Up In The Morning For A Cup Of Coffee And A Donut?