Life's A Pudding Full Of

Darwinian Man, Though Well-behaved, At Best Is Only A Monkey Shaved.

On My Face Extended Flat I Was Walloped With A Cat For Listening At The Key-hole Of The Door.

The Happiest Hour A Sailor Sees Is When He's Down At An Inland Town, With His Nancy On His Knees, Yo Ho! And His Arm Around Her Waist!

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

There's Fish In The Sea, No Doubt Of It, As Good As Ever Came Out Of It.