He Led His Regiment From

I Am A Child Of Nature, And Take After My Mother.

My Object All Sublime I Shall Achieve In Time- To Let The Punishment Fit The Crime- The Punishment Fit The Crime.

I've An Irritating Chuckle, I've A Celebrated Sneer, I've An Entertaining Snigger, I've A Fascinating Leer; To Everybody's Prejudice I Know A Thing Or Two; I Can Tell A Woman's Age In Half A Minute--and I Do

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

It Is A Glorious Thing To Be A Pirate King.