It's Love That Makes The

No Good Play Is A Success; Fine Writing And High Morals Are Useless On The Stage. I Have Been Scribbling Twaddle For Thirty-five Years To Suit The Public Taste, And I Should Know.

My Object All Sublime I Shall Achieve In Time- To Let The Punishment Fit The Crime- The Punishment Fit The Crime.

So I Fell In Love With A Rich Attorney's Elderly Ugly Daughter.

He Led His Regiment From Behind. He Found It Less Exciting.

A Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy One