I Accept Refreshment At Any

If Your Master Is Surly, From Getting Up Early (and Tempers Are Short In The Morning), An Inopportune Joke Is Enough To Provoke Him To Give You, At Once, A Month's Warning.

I See No Objection To Stoutness, In Moderation.

There's Fish In The Sea, No Doubt Of It, As Good As Ever Came Out Of It.

Life Is A Joke That's Just Begun.

Oh! A Private Buffoon Is A Light-hearted Loon, If You Listen To Popular Rumour; From Morning To Night He's So Joyous And Bright, And He Bubbles With Wit And Good Humour!