Life's Full Of Tricky Snakes

I Always Thought My Genitals Were The Result Of Some Crude Practical Joke.

I Find Shoes Difficult To Be Ethical About.

Eating Meat Is The Most Disgusting Thing I Can Think Of. It's Like Biting Into Your Grandmother.

As A Very Small Child I Found Recorded Noise And The Solitary Singer Beneath The Spotlight So Dramatic And So Brave... Walking The Plank... Willingly... It Was Sink Or Swim. The Very Notion Of Standing There, Alone, I Found Beautiful.

Because Enough Is Too Much! And Look Around ...can You Blame Us?!