Life's But A Day At

When They Saw Me Walking Down The Street Smoking A Cigar, They'd Say, 'hey, That 14-year-old Kid May Be Going Places.' Of Course It's Also A Good Prop On The Stage ... When You Can't Think Of What You're Supposed To Say Next, You Can Puff On Your Cigar Until You Think Of Your Next Line.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something You Love, Even If You Don't Find Success Right Away.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

In Those Days The Best Painkiller Was Ice; It Wasn't Addictive And It Was Particularly Effective If You Poured Some Whiskey Over It.