Life Is Very Long, When

When They Bury Me In A Church And Chuck Earth On My Grave, I'd Like The Words 'well, At Least He Tried' Engraved On My Tombstone.

Smiths Songs Certainly Have An Astonishing Afterlife.

What's The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up In The Morning? Wish I Hadn't.

How Can Anybody Say They Know How I Feel? The Only One Around Here Who Is Me, Is Me.

Nothing Is Important, So People, Realising That, Should Get On With Their Lives, Go Mad, Take Their Clothes Off, Jump In The Canal, Jump Into One Of Those Supermarket Trolleys, Race Around The Supermarket And Steal Mars Bars And Kiss Kittens.