Life Is Improvisation.

Acting Is Really About Showing Up That Day And Telling The Writers What You Feel Like Saying.

Only In Comedy, By The Way, Does An Obedient White Girl From The Suburbs Count As Diversity.

Luxury Cruises Were Designed To Make Something Unbearable (a Two Week Transatlantic Crossing) Seem Bearable. There's No Need To Do It Now, There Are Planes. You Wouldn't Take A Vacation Where You Ride On A Stage Coach For Two Months But There's All-you-can-eat Shrimp. You Wouldn't Take A Vacation Where You Had An Old-timey Appendectomy Without Anesthesia While Steel Drums Play. You Might Take A Vacation While Riding On A Camel For Two Days If They Gave You Those Little Animal Towels Wearing Your Sunglasses.

Seriously, I've Just Realized That Almost Everyone Is A Fraud, So I Try Not To Feel Too Bad About It.

It’s No More Dangerous To Society Than A Radio Broadcast Of The War Of The Worlds.