Librarians Are Like Crack Dealers

And I'm A Pair Of Pants With A Hole Scorched Through The Ass?

Librarians Are The Secret Masters Of The World. They Control Information. Don't Ever Piss One Off.

And There's This Place Called College! I Mean, They Want You To Care, Dig It, Care About This Education Trip, And They Don't Care Enough Themselves To Make It As Attractive As The Crap Game Across The Street!

If A Person Who Indulges In Gluttony Is A Glutton, And A Person Who Commits A Felony Is A Felon, Then God Is An Iron.

Me, I Have A Science Fiction Writer's Conviction That The Damn Robot Is Supposed To Speak Human, Not The Other Way Around.