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Quite Frankly, I Don't Like You Humans. After What You All Have Done, I Find Being 'inhuman' A Compliment.

Now That I Finally Have The Time For It, This Web Surfing Stuff Turns Out To Be As Interesting And Fun And Addictive As You've All Been Telling Me. Zipping From Link To Link, Chasing An Idea Across The Noosphere, Sucking Up Information Like A Killer Whale - Way Cool.

Librarians Are The Secret Masters Of The World. They Control Information. Don't Ever Piss One Off.

Honesty Is Hard Work.

Euphemisms Are For The Differently Brained.