Let The Teachers Teach English

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.

I'd Get Me A Bunch Of Bats And Balls And Sneak Me A Couple Of Umpires And Learn Them Kids Behind The Iron Curtain How To Tote A Bat And Play Baseball.

Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.

The Dumber A Pitcher Is, The Better. When He Gets Smart And Begins To Experiment With A Lot Of Different Pitches, He's In Trouble. All I Ever Had Was A Fastball, A Curve And A Changeup And I Did Pretty Good.

A Lot Of Folks That Ain't Saying 'ain't,' Ain't Eating.