It Ain't Braggin' If You

Fans, Don't Fail To Miss Tomorrow's Game.

It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do It.

If You Can Do It, It Ain't Braggin'... It's A Matter Of Self-confidence. I Got Where I Did Because I Wasn't No Shrinking Violet.

I Ain't What I Used To Be, But Who The Hell Is?

Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.