It Ain't Bragging If You

Heck, If Anybody Told Me I Was Setting A Record (strikeouts In A Game On July 30, 1933) I'd Of Got Me Some More Strikeouts.

I'd Get Me A Bunch Of Bats And Balls And Sneak Me A Couple Of Umpires And Learn Them Kids Behind The Iron Curtain How To Tote A Bat And Play Baseball.

I Never Keep A Scorecard Or The Batting Averages. I Hate Statistics. What I Got To Know, I Keep In My Head.

The Cards Had One Pitcher Who Won Fourteen Straight Games In A Period Of Twenty-four Days. Then When He Lost His Fifteenth Game 1-0, His Manager Fined Him Fifty Bucks.

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.