Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

Where Else But In America Could The Women's Liberation Movement Take Off Their Bras, Then Go On Tv To Complain About Their Lack Of Support?

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

Our First Stop Was Red Square, The Heart Of Moscow - If Moscow Has One.