Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

I've Always Been In The Right Place And Time. Of Course, I Steered Myself There.