Larry David Finds A Way

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.

Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us From Fighting With Strangers.

I'm Only... I'm Only Unhappy When The Reviews Are Bad, But Give Me A Good Review And I'm A... I'm Just Screaming All Over The Place With Joy.

That's The Great Thing About New Year's, You Get To Be A Year Older. For Me, That Wasn't Such A Joke, Because My Birthday Was Always Around This Time. When I Was A Kid, My Father Used To Tell Me That Everybody Was Celebrating My Birthday. That's What The Trees Are All About.

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.