I'm Only... I'm Only Unhappy

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!

I Was A High School Throw-out.

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.

That's The Great Thing About New Year's, You Get To Be A Year Older. For Me, That Wasn't Such A Joke, Because My Birthday Was Always Around This Time. When I Was A Kid, My Father Used To Tell Me That Everybody Was Celebrating My Birthday. That's What The Trees Are All About.

I Think One Of The Big Things About Comedy Is The Ability For The Audience To Identify.