If You Stop And Think

My Father Helped Me Leave. He Said, 'it's All Out There, It's Not Here.'

My Mother Kept The House Clean And We Ate Good. I Didn't Know We Were Poor Until I Started Giving Interviews.

We Get The Worrywart, The Hypochondriac, The Money-grubbing Miser, The Intractable Negotiator... Some Would Say Certain Of These Refer To The Stereotypical, Or 'stage' Jew. But Objectively Speaking, The Only Crime In Humor Is An Unfunny Joke.

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.

I Think One Of The Big Things About Comedy Is The Ability For The Audience To Identify.