Just Because I'm Sassy And

Just Because I'm Sassy And Have A Mouth On Me Doesn't Mean I'm Coming From A Negative Place.

I Pretty Much Just Talk To And About Men The Way Men Talk To And About Women.

One Fan Sent Me One Tooth, So I Made A Necklace Out Of It. But Then I Found A Bunch Of My Baby Teeth, And Started Realizing I Would Love To Wear A Piece Of My Fans' Bodies On Me.

I Was Dating A Guy Once Who Spoke Rudely To A Taxi Driver. I Got Out Of The Cab And Walked Home. Treat People With Respect. I've Waited Tables, And That's Why I Just Exceedingly Overtip. It's Exhausting Work.

I Don't Want Young People To Think They Can't Make A Difference Because They Don't Have Money.