No Matter How Smart You

Life Is Half Delicious Yogurt, Half Crap, And Your Job Is To Keep The Plastic Spoon In The Yogurt.

If You Have Any Trouble Sounding Condescending, Find A Unix User To Show You How It's Done.

There Are Very Few Personal Problems That Cannot Be Solved Through A Suitable Application Of High Explosives.

Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots From The Productive Flow.

For Most Of My Career I Did One Comic A Day, Every Day, Including Weekends And Holidays.