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Obviously There's Not Much Options When You're A Cartoonist - You Pretty Much Either Work At Home Or Rent An Office I Guess, And Working At Home Just Seems Easier.

Beware Of Those Who Try To Sell You Simple Answers To Complex Questions.

Writers Tend To Work Early In The Morning, Or Late At Night, When Brains Are Naturally Able To Focus Deeply On One Thought. In The Middle Of The Day, Distractions Are Unavoidable. I Wonder If Anything Worthwhile Has Ever Been Written In The Afternoon.

It's Hard To Argue With The Government. Remember, They Are They Run The Bureau Of Alcohol, Tobacco And Firearms, So They Must Know A Thing Or Two About Satisfying Women.

Mockery Is An Important Social Tool For Squelching Stupidity. I’ve Never Seen Anyone Change His Mind Because Of The Power Of A Superior Argument Or The Acquisition Of New Facts. But I’ve Seen Plenty Of People Change Behavior To Avoid Being Mocked.