The Maintenance Man Is Moving

I Believe Everybody In The World Should Have Guns. Citizens Should Have Bazookas And Rocket Launchers Too. I Believe That All Citizens Should Have Their Weapons Of Choice. However, I Also Believe That Only I Should Have The Ammunition. Because Frankly, I Wouldn't Trust The Rest Of The Goobers With Anything More Dangerous Than String.

There's Nothing More Dangerous Than A Resourceful Idiot.

Let's Form Proactive Synergy Restructuring Teams.

The World Isn't Fair, But As Long As It's Tilting In My Direction, I Find That There's A Natural Cap To My Righteous Indignation.

E-books Are Impervious To Analogy.