The Maintenance Man Is Moving

Your Business Clothes Are Naturally Attracted To Staining Liquids. This Attraction Is Strongest Just Before An Important Meeting.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert

I Get Mail; Therefore I Am.

If There Are No Stupid Questions, Then What Kind Of Questions Do Stupid People Ask? Do They Get Smart Just In Time To Ask Questions?

Life Is Half Delicious Yogurt, Half Crap, And Your Job Is To Keep The Plastic Spoon In The Yogurt.