If Free Will Exists, Why

If You Want Success, Figure Out The Price, Then Pay It.

Good Advertising Can Make People Buy Your Product Even If It Sucks ... A Dollar Spent On Brainwashing Is More Cost-effective Than A Dollar Spent On Product Improvement.

It Doesn't Take Many People To Have A Bad Sense Of Humor To Get In Trouble At A Corporation.

The Day You Realize That Your Efforts And Rewards Are Not Related, It Really Frees Up Your Calendar.

Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure. I Became A Cartoonist Largely Because I Failed In My Goal Of Becoming A Successful Executive.