Joan Rivers, Who Said To

Stan Musial, Who Said, Why Didn't They Make Me The First Polish Pope? I Was Such A Good Cardinal. Never Got A Dinner!

Sure, I've Gotten Old. I've Had Two Bypass Surgeries, A Hip Replacement, New Knees... I've Fought Prostate Cancer And Diabetes. I'm Half Blind, Can't Hear Anything Quieter Than A Jet Engine, And Take 40 Different Medications That Make Me Dizzy, Winded, And Subject To Blackouts. I Have Bouts With Dementia, Poor Circulation, Hardly Feel My Hands Or Feet Anymore, Can't Remember If I'm 85 Or 92, But... Thank God, I Still Have My Florida Driver's License!

Making You A Pioneer Only Means One Thing. You Were Around At The Time.

Joseph Cotten, Who Said, You Know How I Got My Name? Sammy Davis Picked It For Me. Never Got A Dinner!

George W. Bush, Who Said To Pope John Paul Ii, Give Us A Visit, And Bring The Missus. Never Got A Dinner!