Adam, Who Said To Our

Uncle Remus, Who Said To Uncle Ben, You're A Credit To Your Rice. Never Got A Dinner!

John Wilkes Booth, Who Said, Sorry, I Thought He Was A Critic. Never Got A Dinner!

Ben Hur, Who Said To His Sister Ben Him, We'd Better Swap Names Before They Start Calling Me Ben Gay! Never Got A Dinner!

The Puerto Rican Doctor, Who Wrote All His Prescriptions With Spray Paint. Never Got A Dinner!

I Am Always Joking And Always Clowning, Giving And Helping.