Jews Are The Most Liberal,

I Dress Normal Because I Want People To Treat Me Regular. And Their Brains Explode. It's Really Fun.

I Don't Really Care For Like Fat Jokes About Women, Specifically.

Unvisited Tombstones, Unread Diaries, And Erased Video Game High-score Rankings Are Three Of The Most Potent Symbols Of Mankind's Pathetic And Fruitless Attempts At Immortality.

There Are So Many Great Comedies, Right Now. I Like How Comedies Are Really Mixing. They're Not Just One Thing. It Can Be Very Moving And Dramatic, And Yet Hilarious.

I First Did Stand-up When I Was 17, And Then I Passed Out Fliers For A Comedy Club (in New York City) And I Got Onstage Whenever I Could. And Musical Theater Went Out The Window As Soon As I Started Doing Stand-up.