Jesus Christ Can't Hit A

There Are No Shortcuts In The Quest For Perfection.

I Play Golf With Friends Sometimes, But There Are Never Friendly Games.

All Other Things Being Equal, Greens Break To The West.

Certainly, If You Can't Manage Your Game, You Can't Play Tournament Golf. You Continually Have To Ask Yourself What Club To Play, Where To Aim It, Whether To Accept A Safe Par Or To Try To Go For A Birdie. You Can't Play Every Hole The Same Way. I Never Could.

If We Could Have Just Screwed Another Head On His Shoulders, He Would Have Been The Greatest Golfer Who Ever Lived.